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nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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 thank

real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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fruitcrocs:

finally, a service i can make use of

oomshi:

catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants & helping the elderly

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.
tommypickles:

when i see my selfie on my dash
me peeing
  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL
greatfatsby:

boys in crop tops 2k14 

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

veryharam:

I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet