Food Tumblr Themes

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

fearofabuttplanet:

archangel-bonding:

profound-destiel:

its-a-deathwish:

hollmonster:

This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.

WELL THEN



Someone make this a Supernatural episode

This week on “Why Kids Are Fucked Up”
bunsen:

me everytime I get anon hate

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

hospitalstays:

image

school cum

hotboyproblems:

there is literally under 3 months until 2015 and that makes me really scared because all i have done is watch t.v shows the whole time

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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saucysoulbaby:

you know what has been really cute lately? me

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

rick-sanchez:

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover