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totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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nosdrinker:

everyone who reblogged this is my enemy

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

doglets:

“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

connorkawaii:

"you’re obsessed with video games"

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